I finally saw 377 lbs on the scale again today. I'm not going to trust it to stay there, though. This also happened after I dropped off a load of treasure for the porcelain fairy, and I fully expected to see a fairly decent drop on the scale. It's not as dramatic as I would have liked. Also, I'm starving myself again to see if I can get the scale to budge.
If a diet is a "battle of the bulge," then would a plateau be a "battle of the budge?" Heh. I amuse myself, and that's all that really matters.
Starting weight: 415 lbs
Current weight: 377.8 lbs ⇩
Long-term Goal: 145 lbs
Short-term Goal: 359 lbs
Again, though, I'm not really feeling into posting much today. It's Thursday. It's my weekend. I don't feel like I'm having a nice, restful weekend, though. I have a lot to do. I am also obsessively playing a new XBox One game my husband introduced me to called "Path of Exile." it's fun, but it's occupying a lot of my time. I have things like laundry and cleaning and cooking to do! Ugh!
So, today I will tell you some lame jokes that I love. I'm not really in the mood to write a proper blog post. I'm feeling lazy. Enjoy these:
A snail saved up his money his entire life so that he could buy a sports car and drive fast. He'd never gone anywhere very fast fast, and it was on his bucket list. He went to the car dealer when he had saved up enough and laid down cash to buy the fastest car on the lot. He had one request: he wanted the dealership to paint a big "S" on the side so everyone would know a snail was driving the car. It was done, and as soon as the paint was dry, the snail got in and zoomed off the lot. The dealer could only marvel at it as he said, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!
Amused by my own lame jokes graph:
If a diet is a "battle of the bulge," then would a plateau be a "battle of the budge?" Heh. I amuse myself, and that's all that really matters.
Starting weight: 415 lbs
Current weight: 377.8 lbs ⇩
Long-term Goal: 145 lbs
Short-term Goal: 359 lbs
Again, though, I'm not really feeling into posting much today. It's Thursday. It's my weekend. I don't feel like I'm having a nice, restful weekend, though. I have a lot to do. I am also obsessively playing a new XBox One game my husband introduced me to called "Path of Exile." it's fun, but it's occupying a lot of my time. I have things like laundry and cleaning and cooking to do! Ugh!
So, today I will tell you some lame jokes that I love. I'm not really in the mood to write a proper blog post. I'm feeling lazy. Enjoy these:
A snail saved up his money his entire life so that he could buy a sports car and drive fast. He'd never gone anywhere very fast fast, and it was on his bucket list. He went to the car dealer when he had saved up enough and laid down cash to buy the fastest car on the lot. He had one request: he wanted the dealership to paint a big "S" on the side so everyone would know a snail was driving the car. It was done, and as soon as the paint was dry, the snail got in and zoomed off the lot. The dealer could only marvel at it as he said, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!
Amused by my own lame jokes graph:
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