With the way my graph is looking, I am hearing the Price Is Right yodeler from the Cliffhanger game in my head. Only, he climbs the mountain, and my graph is going down, down, down. I'm at 385 lbs today!
I'm loving the trajectory of my graph. You can see it below. I want to keep up this pace, but going even faster would be so much better. You know how I am; I want to be skinny three weeks ago!
Starting weight: 415 lbs
Current weight: 385 lbs ⇩
Long-term Goal: 145 lbs
Short-term Goal: 359 lbs
Ah, if only time travel were a real thing that exists and could exists, but it isn't, and it can't! Not a thing. Never will be. I have really great reasons, and those reasons are all because of paradox. As I'm sure my fan-base may not be as interested in math and science as I am (*cough, nerd, cough*), I will spare the explanations.
Tonight is my Friday at work, and then I have to battle the pizza monster. I'm ready for that fight. Last time I gave in just a bit and ate some Parmesan Bread Twists. This time, I learned my lesson well that any amount of anything pizza-like is evil and must be avoided, and so avoid it I shall!
It's almost 4:30 AM right now, and I will be off for my weekend in 5 minutes. I had a hectic night. so I had to wait until now to write this blog post. I had my half-sandwich-and-vitamins lunch around 10 PM. I'm feeling hungry, and that can only mean one thing: y weight has dropped below my current set-point. I wasn't feeling hungry at 385 lbs, so I may be even lower than that right now. I wish I had a portable scale! LOL
I will have to wait until I get home. That will be in about 30 minutes, give or take.
I have to wait to see my weight graph:
The hunger pangs are there, but as soon as I get home and take my ELOO dose, I should be fine. Also, I will eat a bit of something in about an hour and a half, so I'll be fine! Diets are so easy!

Starting weight: 415 lbs
Current weight: 385 lbs ⇩
Long-term Goal: 145 lbs
Short-term Goal: 359 lbs
Ah, if only time travel were a real thing that exists and could exists, but it isn't, and it can't! Not a thing. Never will be. I have really great reasons, and those reasons are all because of paradox. As I'm sure my fan-base may not be as interested in math and science as I am (*cough, nerd, cough*), I will spare the explanations.
Tonight is my Friday at work, and then I have to battle the pizza monster. I'm ready for that fight. Last time I gave in just a bit and ate some Parmesan Bread Twists. This time, I learned my lesson well that any amount of anything pizza-like is evil and must be avoided, and so avoid it I shall!
It's almost 4:30 AM right now, and I will be off for my weekend in 5 minutes. I had a hectic night. so I had to wait until now to write this blog post. I had my half-sandwich-and-vitamins lunch around 10 PM. I'm feeling hungry, and that can only mean one thing: y weight has dropped below my current set-point. I wasn't feeling hungry at 385 lbs, so I may be even lower than that right now. I wish I had a portable scale! LOL
I will have to wait until I get home. That will be in about 30 minutes, give or take.
I have to wait to see my weight graph:
The hunger pangs are there, but as soon as I get home and take my ELOO dose, I should be fine. Also, I will eat a bit of something in about an hour and a half, so I'll be fine! Diets are so easy!
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